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The Tranny Times believes in love. Whether it takes you to a Wainscot colonial with a white picket fence or to White Castle after the lights come up at The Mothership, we support men meeting men! As a public service, The Tranny Times trolls Craigslist Missed Connections looking for ads from the love lorn. Each week we collect the best.

There is no "try" in smiling.
The scene: You and a pal on the L train, maybe saw me seeing you in the reflection of the train window. You had amazing black and creme houndstooth gloves, and great ears. When I left the train, you and your pal watched me leave... I tried to smile. I Thought you were cute. What was I wearing or what stop did I get off the train?
Maybe he'll "try" to respond : pers-jqep7-1586584387@craigslist.org

Control Queen seeks nearsighted Romeo
Sooooo, it was around 5:30 or so. I noticed you when I you got on, I was already sitting. But alas, I'd been working nonstop for days, and was a zombie with my coffee and phone solitaire being the only things keeping me awake on my ride home. You brought me out of my stupor when you asked me where I got my glasses. If you would like my assistance when picking out your new frames, I would love nothing more than to do that.
Sooooo, respond to this add and if he's not swamped he'll call ya back : pers-jtzfe-1578800504@craigslist.org

This has to do with 'Lost' right?
You are about 40. I was 21 (white guy with light hair)
You're a really sweet, quiet, chinese gentleman. you had short black hair and we were headed to new york city from beijing on china air. it was march 2009.
i helped you write the customs paper. you told me you had a wife and a son about 18.
you were so kind and so charming, i got chills watching you when u fell asleep. i would have loved to be in your arms hugging you. i wish i asked you for your phone number but i guess you werent gay... oh i had such a good feeling though sitting next to you!
chills, you gave him CHILLS! (bird flu?) : pers-rwxmw-1578904149@craigslist.org

"More time at the gym"
Had a hot time with the 3 hot guys in the steam and sauna yesterday at the Prospect Park YMCA. Around 530. Would be hot to get together again. Made out with guy in the steam room and came and he tasted it. Would love to hang out again. Get in touch with me with a face pic and ill send mine back so i know it was you.
Glad to see everyone is keeping his new year's resolution : pers-amdfj-1580383491@craigslist.org

More Gym Drama
This isn't really a missed connection, as you introduced yourself when we were both leaving the Brooklyn Heights Equinox at around 10 on Thursday evening and we walked to Clinton together. I just wish now that I had asked for your number or given you mine. I don't know what the odds are that you will read this, but I hope you do or that I will run into you again soon--it seems likely as I've definitely noticed you at the Equinox many times in the past (as I think you are probably aware). Perhaps we can work out together some time, get a coffee, something? John
No need for a Missed Connection, patience John, patience.

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The Tranny Times believes in love. Whether it takes you to a Wainscot colonial with a white picket fence or to White Castle after the lights come up at The Mothership, we support men meeting men! As a public service, The Tranny Times trolls Craigslist Missed Connections looking for ads from the love lorn. Each week we collect the best.

We're going to go with Foxy on this one.

Ive seen you twice now on the train and I think you're straight, but meh, you never know. I saw you looking back towards me and my friend and we were trying to figure out who you were looking at. She is pretty foxy, so its anyone's guess. Or maybe you were just trying to figure out why we were looking at you. haha.

You're probably 5'10" to 6'. Reddish looking beard with reddish-brown hair. Orange shoes or orange and black runners. Anyhow, you always get off at Myrtle-Wykoff and maybe you should take it another stop one day. We could get off together. Zing! Oh yea, I am short, brown hair, beard, grey coat, few rings in my face and an all around rad guy.

A few rings in the face? You need to Wind your Neck : pers-kmeru-1561375982@craigslist.org

Are you insulated?

We made out for ages at Sugarland on Saturday. Your name is Will (I think?) and you bought a Red Stripe and then said you would be right back (giving me the beer) but never came back. I waited for a few but it was late and I had to leave. E-mail me if you get this bc I think you're cute and would love to get together.

Because you sound like a beer coozie! :pers-fwchr-1558475963@craigslist.org

Everyone should have limits . . .

I alwasy see you at gym. You are about 40 muscular with a belly and glasses. We made a connection twice once in the bathroom where i say your cock which is at least 9 inches and thick and today i saw you outside while i was in my car playing with my phone. Let me know if you were read this? Love to get together.

you should establish a few in 2010 : pers-ydvmb-1555677273@craigslist.org

At least your clothes are fresh . . .

Hey there. We were both just picking up laundry. I was ringing up and you came in and got your clothes out of the dryer. I was on the phone,work call and couldn't get off but sorry I didn't. I was wearing a baseball hat. Wish I said hello. Let me know if you read this.

because the 'busy with work' excuse is stale : pers-afz4y-1554779137@craigslist.org

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The Tranny Times believes in love. Whether it takes you to a Wainscot colonial with a white picket fence or to White Castle after the lights come up at The Mothership, we support men meeting men! As a public service, The Tranny Times trolls Craigslist Missed Connections looking for ads from the love lorn. Each week we collect the best.

Passing a by booty in the mensroom . . .
You looked like you were sticking your butt out to get my attention while you were washing your hands... There was little room to pass as I went to wash my hands...I pretended not to notice. Sr8t guy here, what was I supposed to do? Ok, so I am curious....
. . . puts the bi in bi curious. : pers-axfhg-1547472802@craigslist.org

OMG! WTF?! SRSLY? KIT!
I was with two of my girlfriends on the train, I checked you out i noticed you checked me. I got off at bedford. You spoke to my friend and gave her your number to give to me, but she accidentally erased it!! Id like to hang with ya, hit me up if you get this
Like totally the love of your life on the L train! : pers-cgdjt-1546304402@craigslist.org

The L train is for DL Lovers, too.
U latin dude riding the L train to Bklyn in the AM hours this morining with one of your boys, think your name is Ramos..Me good looking guy with lady friend checking u out..Want to make contact with U. .Sort of know U live in Canarsie....
What is this "Canarsie" you speak of? : pers-qmkru-1546104621@craigslist.org

Because hitting on patrons is tacky . . .
Hey.Mike...this.is.James...we.met.tonight.and.you.were.going.to.meet.a.friend.at.Flatbush.Farm.I.was.your.bartender
I.thought.we.were.vibing.pretty.well...and.i.regretted.not.giving.you.my.number...but.here.it.is....seven.one.four.three.
one.zero. nine.nine.six.five Call.me.if.i.was.right Hope.you.had.a.good.time.with.your.friend
I'm going to encode my basic information on an anonymous website. : pers-ct3wf-1546919161@craigslist.org

10 reasons we won't be having a second date.

Some trannies have no business dating, case in point, the subject of this craigslist "missed connections" ad posted après a Friday night first date. Get it together, kittens!

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The Tranny Times believes in love. Whether it takes you to a Wainscot colonial with a white picket fence or to White Castle after the lights come up at The Mothership, we support men meeting men! As a public service, The Tranny Times trolls Craigslist Missed Connections looking for ads from the love lorn. Each week we collect the best.

Accessories are everything.
Monday afternoon, I was just getting back in town hauling my luggage on the L train. We kept catching each other's eye from across the train, I shoulda said hi! Loved your style and how perfectly your shoes matched your belt. You had Palahniuk's Lullaby hanging out of your BlazerHit me up if you read this :)
Literate and color coordinated: who could ask for anything more? : pers-ysxhb-1491064856@craigslist.org

Reasons to join a gym
I was going swimming at the ymca, and saw you in the shower. Your hard big cock was on my mind so I only spent a couple of minutes in the pool before coming back up to the sauna, where you and some other guys were jacking off. I jacked of with you and another guy, and then in the shower i loved to see you hot body all soapy-- I wanted to bend down to suck you cock hard, and rub your body all over with my dick. if you were into me i would love to do more. contact me with pictures.
Full body workout : pers-kdbpd-1494322835@craigslist.org

Tale as old as time . . .
we both got on at lorimer. i got off at union square; think you might have continued on.
me: dark-haired scruffy jew crammed up behind you around 8:40am, trying to read a book whilst getting hit multiple times in the face with an Us Weekly by chick of dubious intelligence; not usually so into boyish blonds, but into you.
you: very, very pretty blond guy in brown leather bomber jacket and sort of golden cords which frankly made your ass look like a bowl of vanilla fucking ice cream. your back was to me so the most interaction we had was when my bag annoying hit your leg a few times, but maybe you'll see this...
The Jew and the Gentile : pers-pnsrb-1490292839@craigslist.org

When WAMRs miss-connect
You came in today to Woodley & Bunny and got a haircut. I saw you checking me out while I checked you out (on the till, that is)... feel free to contact me. Don't worry I thought you were cute too... and that cut REALLY did look cute on you.
Debit or Credit, babe? : pers-cpykw-1490651588@craigslist.org

Short, Sweet, possibly Curried
this morning on the g train towards church av. around 10-11am-ish an indian guy in a trench coat with the hood up listening to an ipod you're cute
Love a trench : pers-qh6qv-1489240104@craigslist.org

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The Tranny Times believes in love. Whether it takes you to a Wainscot colonial with a white picket fence or to White Castle after the lights come up at The Mothership, we support men meeting men! As a public service, The Tranny Times trolls Craigslist Missed Connections looking for ads from the love lorn. Each week we collect the best.

Far too chic to be so shy!
I am always too shy to say anything. Got on at Bedford and sat across from you around 12:30 AM. We both got off at 6th Ave. You had on all black and had duffel bags and blond hair. It looked like you were traveling somewhere. I tried my best not to make eye contact because I always get nervous when I see someone cute. I was wearing all black as well, a cap and a white letterman sweater. We both had skinny black jeans and lace up shoes. I've never posted here before and know it's a long shot, but I thought I'd give it a try for once...
The couple that BFDs together stays together : pers-kkwu8-1463894037@craigslist.org

Meet him at the intersection of Madison and Lexington while your at it.
1.30 brunch rush this past sunday...
we were both waiting outside Lokal on bedford and lorimer, you with a woman...you have dark brown hair, glasses...5'8" or 5'9" i think...walked by and i heard you have the sexiest deep voice...
you guys left cause of the really long wait...you reading this?
. . . on February 30th! you reading this? pers-jruz2-1459446304@craigslist.org

Dude, it's called elementary school.
Hey,
I have never posted an ad in "missed connections" before, but I'm hoping this works.
It was late afternoon, early evening. I was traveling on the Brooklyn bound L train headed into Williamsburg.
You are a little guy, maybe 4'5", striking blue eyes, salt and pepper beard, balding, purple hoodie, blue jeans and white sneakers.
I was the bearish black guy standing in front of you, trying to steal glaces when you weren't looking.
I think you are so hot. I was taken by surprised by the strong attraction I had.
You got off the train at Lorimer with another little person.
I don't even know if you are into guys, but I really was quite smitten.
If you are out there, send me a message.
Do you like me, circle yes or no. : pers-6djqt-1458843026@craigslist.org

A-what?
You were the lawyer from Atlanta and your friend was keeping you from staying out. He had to get to jazzercize. I was the information systems student hanging out with my friend on the couch . I didn't get your number, but please email me before you leave back for Atlanta. I would love to catch up.
Information specialist fail : pers-qkysp-1455166109@craigslist.org

Ooooh a Lawyer!
Hi,
You came into Kellogg's Diner at about 1 pm today. You sat down by yourself and ordered some coffee. You were waiting for an older, African American woman and it sounded like you two were discussing law school/moot court.
You are the hot, tall blond haired, blue-eyed guy wearing tight black jeans and a pink short-sleeve dress shirt (showing off fantastic arms) still sitting at the diner right now. I just left, and came home to write this posting.
I was the guy sitting alone in the dark blue long-sleeve T-shirt. You were looking over towards me, and I hope I was what caught your eye. I wrote my number down and almost walked over to give it to you, but chickened out.
I'd love to buy you a drink sometime. Tell me what color hair/eyes I have.
That's what you call an investment piece : pers-zwnww-1455764949@craigslist.org

Missed Connections 9 (Halloween Edition)

The Tranny Times believes in love. Whether it takes you to a Wainscot colonial with a white picket fence or to White Castle after the lights come up at The Mothership, we support men meeting men! As a public service, The Tranny Times trolls Craigslist Missed Connections looking for ads from the love lorn. Each week we collect the best.

Bah-Humbug
Hey there, you were wearing a grey baseball cap and sucking a lollipop at metropolitan on halloween. you weren't wearing a costume, said you were "over" halloween. didn't get a chance to chat you up. if you see this, get in touch and let's get a drink.
As the loudmouth lady on my block says, "People who don't like Halloween don't like people." : pers-ncdne-1448213671@craigslist.org

So is this an episode of "My So-Called Life", right?
Late last night, my lady companion and I decided to take a Queens bound G Train home after a night of moderate Halloween debauchery. She was dressed as Angela from My So Called Life - and I as a 19th Century Golfer - or "Fancy Lad" if you will. We sat down directly across from you and a large group of your friends. I assume your costume - somewhat phoned in on - was that of a zombie. You had white face paint around your eyes, shorts, and a black sweatshirt on. We made eyes a couple times, and when you got off at your stop - you ducked into the window and made an "I - HEART - YOU" gesture and pointed into my general direction. I turned to my friend (who you may recall from earlier in this post -was dressed like Angela from My So Called Life) and said "Did you see that!?" She said "YES!" And I said "That cute boy totally wanted this!" To which she responded "No! He wanted ME! He and I were making eyes the entire trip." To which I responded "No! He was making eyes with ME!" So Zombie, help us settle the bet. Which was it. Mary or Larry?
Email Ricky Vasquez, he's with Rayanne at Let's Bolt waiting on Tino who has the Chinese food : pers-fxew2-1447187651@craigslist.org

Paging Deigo Rivera . . .
I (very) briefly met you because my friend used the restroom at your party. We have the same name and talked about it a little bit but I was far too intoxicated so I left pretty shortly after that. I think you're the cutest thing I've ever seen and would love to get a drink with you. Believe it or not, I look a bit different when I'm not dressed up as Frida Kahlo.
Oddly enough, later that night he died from an illness related to decades-old injuries from a bus accident : pers-qurcd-1446548348@craigslist.org

One is a flamboyantly-dressed musician the other a flamboyantly-dressed Jazzerciser.
You: Freddy Mercury, Me: Richard Simmons, My friend: Peggy Bundy.
I liked the mustache. You liked the chest hair.
We got off at Myrtle and you kept on going....
Will we meet again?
It all ends in AIDS : pers-d5b54-1446413430@craigslist.org

GUMBO is BEST for missed connections.
You were tall, with wavy, longish hair, leaning on the back of a banquette by the door. We exchanged a few looks while I was leaving with my friend--I stopped to put down my bag and put on my coat, sometime just after ten. Does this sound familiar? I hope this sounds familiar--if it does, drop me a line.
Go get him, lavy locks : pers-tkysg-1453620539@craigslist.org

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The Tranny Times believes in love. Whether it takes you to a Wainscot colonial with a white picket fence or to White Castle after the lights come up at The Mothership, we support men meeting men! As a public service, The Tranny Times trolls Craigslist Missed Connections looking for ads from the love lorn. Each week we collect the best.

Quite the finale to your vinyasa . . .
We were both at Sunac around 8:15 Monday night. We caught each other's eye a few times. You walked outside and were getting on your bike as I was checking out. I walked out and you rode past me. Wish I had the balls to say something... I have buzzed hair and was dripping sweat after Bikram. You were wearing track pants (maybe?) and had a backpack. Let's grab drinks?
For Downward Facing Dog dial 9 : pers-ptuh7-1429020446@craigslist.org

If this were 'Friends' you'd be Ross
we've seen each other a few times. sometimes we're on the same bus. you're cute, and should come upstairs if you want.
poor, sad, Ross : pers-kjhsc-1427584285@craigslist.org

Baseball Daddy!
saw you last night at the waterfront ale house watching the game. you caught me looking at you a few times. we both have gray hair. I know this is a long shot but you are really handsome so I thought I'd at least try. hit me up if by some miracle you see this.
Bat and Ball session : pers-mmpkf-1425291349@craigslist.org

Cop Fantasy on the G!
I was working in blue on the G Line today and you got on the train with me at Metropolitan, you had on a kahkis, sperrys, a jacket and backpack. I kinda wanted to keep it professional so I complimented you on your backpack. We exchanged pleasentries about your backpack when we got off at Greenpoint Avenue, and that was that. When you were leaving you said nice talking to you or something to that affect. You are really cute and had the most amazing eyes. If you see this please reply, I would love to chat more with you.
Make his nightstick yours! : pers-fyuuj-1425064039@craigslist.org

Well put your finger on it . . .
You got on the D train at 36th Street in Brooklyn and exited at 50th Street (Borough Park) today around 3:00pm. You had sunglasses pushed up on your head, a camouflage bag and paint-splattered jeans. I am almost certain I know you from somewhere, but I can't quite put my finger on it. I was standing a little ways away from you and we made eye contact a few times as you played with your Blackberry/iPhone/whatever, and I played with mine. Get in touch if you see this!
. . . and in it! : pers-ebccu-1424455181@craigslist.org

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The Tranny Times believes in love. Whether it takes you to a Wainscot colonial with a white picket fence or to White Castle after the lights come up at The Mothership, we support men meeting men! As a public service, The Tranny Times trolls Craigslist Missed Connections looking for ads from the love lorn. Each week we collect the best.

It's like staring in a mirror . . .
i was sitting eating tue morning, you came in and ordered to go. we made eye contact a couple of times...thought there was a spark in a wierd situation. lemme know if that's true, and anything else you remember. you are very good looking, i am too, but i guess you know that.
Side of NPD with your eggs, babe?: pers-abyfa-1420457965@craigslist.org

1983 called, he wants his hook-up story back.
you followed me after i stared at you and then we walked around park slope talking and touching each other. we went to the park and jacked each other off. I want to come over to your apartment and fuck, suck and see what happens. should have gotten you number but wanted to keep it discreet. reply to me if you read this.
And that is how your uncle died of AIDS, kids: pers-hcw8s-1420312252@craigslist.org

Cashmere at the Morgan stop?
You got off at the Morgan stop, thought you were really cute.
You were in a hoody, had buzzed hair, tennis shoes.
Haha I've never posted anything on here it's pretty funny bc there pry no way you'll check this
anyways we made eye contact a couple times and smiled. you seem cute let's get a drink;)
I was in a grey cashmere hoody sitting diagonal from you btw. Haha
Next stop, Caviar at Canarsie!: pers-wmwrh-1418741980@craigslist.org

Panda cub spotted in DUMBO!
There was a cute, chubby Asian guy in Dumbo today? I LOVE cute, chubby Asian guys. So if you're looking, think of me! 6'1", brown/brown, 240. Weird post, right? Well, you never know. I'll let the other guy keep an eye out on my behalf. ha.
The only one living outside captivity!: pers-p2yyc-1418816514@craigslist.org

Winner! Grad school, DC and monogrammed sign-off:
I met you on the L after you kept looking at me and we talked about my current trip in DC for the March for Equality rally. You are in your first semester of grad school at NYU. Please reply if you see this. I'd love to continue our conversation from where we left off. Hope you read this and respond. -PJS
And they call it preppy-love: pers-f8bjw-1417272213@craigslist.org

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The Tranny Times believes in love. Whether it takes you to a Wainscot colonial with a white picket fence or to White Castle after the lights come up at The Mothership, we support men meeting men! As a public service, The Tranny Times trolls Craigslist Missed Connections looking for ads from the love lorn. Each week we collect the best.

I'm gonna go with NO for $400
waiting on the G at the hoyt schermerhorn station, i believe you asked if the G went to Classon?
you stood on the G by the door opposite to where i was standing, and i think you were looking at me, did you smile?
you got off at Classon but didn't turn back, let me know if this is you and if you are down to hang some time?
Double Jeopardy: pers-r3j8c-1413016065@craigslist.org

There's an App for that.
Hey, so last night you were outside of Hugs bar on n6 smoking. I came up to you and asked if you knew if there was an ATM inside and you said nope. anyways im not sure if you are even gay, or bi, or interested, but you were really cute and if you interested I would like to meet up.
I have a feeling he's a PC: pers-rcqsf-1412200776@craigslist.org

Didn't your mom teach you not to talk to strangers?
You were the cute young waiter who served us Saturday night - I was with my friend (she's just a friend, I swear!) and you had to come back several times to take our orders b/c we were talking too much and were never ready to order. You had the most adorable smile and I tried to make eye contact with you a bunch of times but either you were too busy or were not interested.
My friend and I sat in the mirrored corner - we came in at 8 and stayed for quite a while. She was white; I was black. If you remember me and have any interest, let me know.... ; )
. . . .or WAMRs: pers-4zq34-1405538703@craigslist.org

Love a DL Haseed!
I've seen you around the neighborhood a couple of times. You're an adorable Jew-boy with the yarmulke and all. Saw you at the CVS tonight with your father (?) and brother (?), and smiled at you in the parking lot. If you're interested, drop me a line, and add a pic so I know its you.
Mazel! : pers-rrtbq-1409974144@craigslist.org

Legitimately Cute
We smiled at each other briefly at the Atlantic/Pacific station while we were both waiting for the train. I was wearing jeans, a black jacket, red Converse. You: skinny, jeans, New Balance sneakers. I thought you were really cute. We both got on the 3 train. I was reading "The Flowers of Evil/Paris Spleen" by Baudelaire and not particularly wanting to engage. As I left the train at Borough Hall, I saw you smiling at me and I unabashedly smiled back right before the train started speeding away. Chances are you won't read this but if you do I would love to get a drink with you. Send me a response with some sort of detail or a picture. Cheers!
Call him, skinny-jean boy!: pers-qcgd7-1404059058@craigslist.org

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The Tranny Times believes in love. Whether it takes you to a Wainscot colonial with a white picket fence or to White Castle after the lights come up at The Mothership, we support men meeting men! As a public service, The Tranny Times trolls Craigslist Missed Connections looking for ads from the love lorn. Each week we collect the best.

It's Just Lunch sex in an Adult Book Store!
Hi we both had on suits and we shared a booth and I gave you a nice hand job...I'm sorry I didn't have a condom but I promise to bring one next time...when you free again give me a shout...oh and so i know its you what nationality were you?
I'd like to share a meal, or an STD, with you: pers-n9whg-1398671006@craigslist.org

How do you get it up for "Adorable"?
This is a total long shot but around noon or so, I was crossing the street getting ready to go into Crunch on Fulton (I had on glasses, a gray t-shirt, navy shorts), and you were crossing to my side with a lovely black woman I assume was your friend. You had on a dark cardigan, a fairly tight t-shirt, but you had a little bit of a belly, glasses maybe if my memory serves, and one of those thin cream colored bags that are all the rage right now. ANYway, if you know what I'm talking about, I thought you were really, really adorable and I'd love to get together sometime.
. . . and then we can play Mall Madness and then . . . pers-rhg8b-1396508648@craigslist.org

Yes, you're the ONLY one with an iPod.
You were already on the train when I got on in Williamsburg and we both took it to 6th and then ironically took the Q again together to Herald Sq and both took the same exit to the streets but then we parted ways. Now that I've never done this before maybe, I should have just said hello instead of playing around on my ipod. I'm sure you'll know who I am, so say hello? See you around stranger.
He's sure you'll know who he is: pers-9xy6r-1401656616@craigslist.org

NOTHING keeps a Gay from trying to hook up:
Saw you two days ago on the 2/3 line from franklin ave into the city. stood near each other then sat across from each other. saw you last night again at Nam's corner market. i have a nasty cold and can barely speak, so i didn't try to talk to you, but i would love to.
hope you read this and hit me up:)
H1N1 special delivery: pers-wzcmr-1396887304@craigslist.org

I'm sort of feeling this love affair . . . with extra cheese:
Dear Ana Maria Pizza Man,
I've had a crush on you for five years.
I can deal with your long hours, and always coming home smelling like pizza.
I won't even mind if you flirt with your customers and insist on wearing Ed Hardy clothing.
Those are all things I can deal with.
With Passion,
Your Crush
Pass the Pepperoni!: pers-bv3x6-1394412603@craigslist.org

It's a Recession, Gurl.
I was in Peas and Pickles on Henry Street at around 930 tonight and I told you to go to the counter ahead of me. You wore grey jeans and a black leather jacket and were there with a friend in a green t shirt. I was a little taken aback cause I heard you talk to your friend and you just sounded so sweet! Anyway, not that you want anything to do with an older dude like me, but I would sure just love to take you out to a nice dinner and listen to you talk!!
Ask for a doggie bag: pers-bgb4m-1392857314@craigslist.org

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The Tranny Times believes in love. Whether it takes you to a Wainscot colonial with a white picket fence or to White Castle after the lights come up at The Mothership, we support men meeting men! As a public service, The Tranny Times trolls Craigslist Missed Connections looking for ads from the love lorn. Each week we collect the best.

Chaser in the Burg!
You two have been toegther a while now. Always see you in the hood. One has long curly hair, the other has short hair. Noticed that the long haired dude is packing on some pounds. You were in an orange shirt yesterday walking home. So just wanted to say....I think that new belly looks kinda hot on you!! Keep eating. And check out the August 12 New York Times article online called It's Hip to be Round.
Put your cubs on lockdown!: pers-rnqhn-1384972748@craigslist.org

Dear 85% of Men who go to New York Sports Club:
You saw me in the locker room in NYSC. I glanced at y ou and our eyes met. I quickly broke the eye contact because you ripped off your towel and had your big cock semi-hard and hanging out. I did have to look a couple more times. If you read this, mail me. and tell me what i look like. Since this is an ad - Ill say this Im above average looking, in good form, and around parkslope area.
Please towel dry the equipment after use: pers-vsj5w-1383036218@craigslist.org

Short answer: They don't.
Clinton-Washington Subway Stop. Lots of good looking gay guys at the C stop this morning. Where do the gays hang out in this neighborhood?
Long answer: pers-ug2ut-1388479898@craigslist.org

Uhh . . . he just wanted a smoke.
You bummed a cig off me today as I was walking over the bridge into Soho. You had beautiful eyes. Hit me up if you want to grab a drink.
Whatever, it's a free drink: pers-pg2zg-1387330090@craigslist.org

38, biking and texting = gay danger
So I was in the middle of some stupid texting when you caught my eye. And I mighta caught yours. I was on a red bike, pedaled past you, got cold feet for some reason. Or I didn't want your take-out food to get cold? You're cute as hell.
Slow your roll: pers-b4btp-1386680359@craigslist.org

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Wet Spot on Aisle 4:
Hey.... I know this is crazy.... I was sitting in Sunac tonight Tuesday evening. You were checking out. Then we made eye contact, you smiled once and then again and then again. You have a dark beard. really cute. You should've came back and talked to me. I hope you find this. Talk to you soon...
Squeeze his melon: pers-jqb46-1376764042@craigslist.org

We could talk or not talk forever. And still find something to not talk about:
hey Karl, we chatted last night at Sugarland, but after you went to get a drink, i couldn't find you anymore... pity! i would like to continue the chat on another occasion. don't be shy like last night (i am too, LOL). your friend had to intervene to get us to speak to one another. i am glad he did that. if you read this, get back to me and tell me what your friend did, so that we can start talking and go for a longer chat sometime. cheers
If you want to talk or chat: pers-4ynsg-1372475823@craigslist.org

If I wanted to play Clue I would have called Hasbro:
Hey You were at the lazy catfish tuesday, the nadal v monfils match was on, you were standing in front of the tv behind the bar, You had fair features, blond, light eyes, gray shirt, jeans, a messenger bag, and you were talking with two people. I was sitting behind you at a table with friends, I had a hat and glasses on, and a red v neck shirt. Anyway you left pretty quickly so i never had the chance to drink enough liquid courage to say hi. If youre interested in meeting up some time for a chat hit me up. To make sure its you, describe the two people you were with.
Professor Plum with the pipe in the bar: pers-q6zzm-1365893416@craigslist.org

Coming soon to Xtube:
You had a hairy chest, salmon/red tank top, white trunks, black shoes, surf board, and you were one sexy dude. we kept looking at each other. wasnt sure you were interested until before i left when we locked eyes longingly, haha. i had the short white shorts and the panther-print shirt. you know. hope you think to look on here- i could tell we could have sex for days on end!!!
Endless Summer: pers-pbcn9-1372988636@craigslist.org

There are no words:
u were a tall man with a toddler on ur shoulders and an infant in your front in a pouch. you had a great semi hard on showing thru your pants, i checked you bulge out , i was walking towards the direction u were coming from. if you read this and u want some sweet wet sloppy head, email me back.
uhhhh . . . pers-gxucc-1374495389@craigslist.org

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The Tranny Times believes in love. Whether it takes you to a Wainscot colonial with a white picket fence or to White Castle after the lights come up at The Mothership, we support men meeting men! As a public service, The Tranny Times trolls Craigslist Missed Connections looking for ads from the love lorn. Each week we collect the best.

Can you think of a WORSE scenario?:
You were walking with your son, wife and daughter on Bedford Avenue. We passed each other on the street. We kept on looking back at each other a few times. Let me know if you're interested in hanging out.
Maybe grab a drink at Chuck E. Cheese? pers-vwcvj-1355884171@craigslist.org

Call us when you grow a pair!:
We first saw each other standing on the platform waiting for the L train at Union Square. We both got on the last car of the train and stood next to each other. You were tall, thin, wearing jeans, brown shoes, a white shirt, tie, and a grey sweater. You were carrying a black bag with white Chinese lettering on the side. We bumped each other a bit getting off the train at Bedford Ave. You followed me up the stairs. Once outside, I got on a bus that was waiting, while you passed me, crossed the street, making eye contact with me again.
I REALLY regret getting on that bus, and I would love nothing more than to find you. You were beautiful. Send me a message, if you find this post. Please include a description of what I was carrying and what I was wearing, so that I know you are actually YOU. Thanks!
If you REALLY want to get into all this: pers-6kdhe-1355872434@craigslist.org

Confused and Forgetful seeks Creepy, Gross Guy with Staring Problem on the outer L:
You kept looking at me, I'm not really looking but you seem like a cool guy to hang out with. Hit me up. I forgot what you were wearing, I thnk shorts, you have spikeyish hair, and were eating or chewing something. I got off at mrytle/wycoff.
I really don't see the point but . . . pers-6mcjj-1350585104@craigslist.org

Really? A Dog in a Dog Park and No Date?:
You were at McCarren Park Dog Run on Sunday about 10:30 AM with your dog. You sat the whole time and both of my dogs kept coming over to you to be pet. I should have tried to say hi but I didn't. I had two big dogs - yours was happily chewing a tennis ball the whole time. Give me a shout if you are interested.
Maybe you two can go to Roebling Tea Room and not talk: pers-qr9d3-1349830782@craigslist.org

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Private eyes are watching you:
You're Anthony. We met at Phoenix on Wednesday after extensive eye contact. You were with your long-term roomate. You're a former ESL teacher. I thought there might be a spark there but you were ready to go. Apologies if I'm mistaken. But if I'm not I'd like to get to know you better as there was a reason I was looking at you all evening.
Yo' Anthony! Email this dreamboat now! : pers-zckus-1344621337@craigslist.org

Literate with special shoes:
You were reading a Penguin Classic edition of a Penguin Classic and I was reading too. You are really handsome. We locked eyes a couple of times and I half-smiled with the corner of my mouth. You got off at Greenpoint Ave. You were wearing dark shorts rolled up at the knee and brown deck shoes. Maybe you noticed the color of my sneakers? I'd love to hear about your book.
A date? Maybe somewhere respectable like a library: pers-pgqmu-1342675867@craigslist.org

This one is housetrained!:
You were the tall tattooed dude at the laundromat on South 4th wearing green track pants and flip flops...it was hotter than hell in there and your presence made me nearly combust. I am sure nothing will come of this, but I can't get you off my mind.
Husband material: pers-aadta-1338387124@craigslist.org

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(619): you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog