i die. bowtie.

Now we know that trannies find joy in attempting to be ironic, but it has gone too far with the bowtie. Most of these boys have trouble finding jeans that fit and a clean American Apparel T, let alone knowing how to even tie their own cravats! Unless you are working as a cater-waiter at your fag-hags wedding or trekking it to Westchester for your grandtranny's 80th birthday, lets leave the bowtie to professional dandies and fops. Or at least people who have to take the L to work in the morning.

"To its devotees the bow tie suggests iconoclasm of an Old World sort, a fusty adherence to a contrarian point of view. The bow tie hints at intellectualism, real or feigned, and sometimes suggests technical acumen, perhaps because it is so hard to tie. Bow ties are worn by magicians, country doctors, lawyers and professors and by people hoping to look like the above. But perhaps most of all, wearing a bow tie is a way of broadcasting an aggressive lack of concern for what other people think."

—Warren St John, The New York Times