Gurl, you go! You got off the Tracfone, passed AT&T's credit check and bought yourself an information package: YOU BETTA' WERQ that iPhone! Whether sauntering down Bedford on a steamy Sunday in your deep-V, taking advantage of reception between the Marcy and Delancy stops on the JMZ or busting it out in the bathroom at The Mothership to snort a quick line of Chanel off it: that iPhone is your outward badge of having MADE IT in the BIG CITY! You Go! You WERQ! You CHAT, You TEXT, You TWEET and you are NEVA' discreet. But Trannies, ENOUGH with using the i as a cute prop; it's a phone not a puppy or child!