Just Another Tranny Monday

Think you're in for just another mopey Monday? Au contraire, mon tranny frère, today is the 20th anniversary of the Shelley Long/Tori Spelling/Jenny Lewis 1980s teen sensation, "Troop Beverly Hills". This tranny triumph is a campity-camp satire of pre-"90210" Beverly Hills. Today isn't just another Mooooooanday, it's a day to celebrate what that cinematic ode to materialism, unfriendly competition and middle-age romance taught us: finding your way based on the location of hotels and Gucci is an effective means of navigation, canary diamonds do in fact sing and you "don't need no stinkin' patches". If only we were in L.A. with the West Hollywood trannies to celebrate.