Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Best for Day 8 : A Lesson

A crowded L train can feel like a tranny trapeze. When there's no real estate on the floorboard, you've got to get creative and hang in there whichever way you can. But that's no excuse for a literal interpretation of acrobat-chic. Keeping it tight is a priority for us all, but you'll never land under the big top without good circulation to your money-makers. Body consciousness, not body contortionist, is best for day.

2 comments:

  1. Wow. That is the definition of painted on. Looks painful, at that.

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  2. It takes just as much time to get skin-tight pants off as it does to get them on: a tranny on the go has no time for such temporal extravagance!

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