Summer transplants can be found anywhere there is a shoreline and alcohol en masse. There are, however, a few other places to trek to. This Tranny Trek found a group of Trannies in Rochester, NY.
Rochester, home to the garbage plate, Kodak and hair gel, sits snuggly beside Lake Ontario.
Brief observations provided by zip code below:
Saturday evening festivities:
11211- Cozy dinner with two to three trannies followed by cocktails on your roof. A quick shower and change, and then you're off to the LES or EV for your weekend bar crawl - ultimately ending up at the Mothership.
14604- Grilled dinner with your fellow tranny's family, accompanied by a few magnums of white wine. A quick shower and a few vodka cranberries later, you head out in your Ford Focus to your ultimate destination, the Black Party at Tilt.
Libation of choice:
11211- Nice glass of red at dinner followed by a few vodka-sodas on the roof.
14604- Labbatt Blue Light
Tracks on the dance floor:
11211- Sugarland's own mix of everything pop and indie
14604- Christina Aguilera (circa 2001), Alanis Morissette remixes and 2007's Billboard Top 40
After Party:
11211- Random tranny you share a cab home with, romp with your newest trick, trunk show at your fellow tranny's apartment, etc.
14604- Last call is at 2:00 a.m. - clutch your pearls! The boys are prude, so don't expect to go home with a random tranny on the regular. The Rock is a sprawled out suburban oasis, so boys spend more time worrying about how they are getting back to their Mom's house than who they are going home with. Most after-parties consist of scarfing down a garbage plate and hopping in your fag-hags Chevy Malibu to get home to the 'burbs.
But, the most notable difference.........
The Wardrobe:
14604- Puka Shell necklaces and baggy jeans. I die! Boys in Ro-cha-cha are still rocking white sneaks, bootcut AE jeans and logo-emblazed tees.
God help them.
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